U know u deserve a slap when...

-U log on and tell ur friend, "I missed ur IM window soo much"
-U tell somebody who is speaking too loudly, "Can u please reduce ur volume?" (Jeeez)
-U talk about starvation in a traffic signal completely oblivious to the fact that starvation has a different meaning in the world outside computers
-U try to convey emotion using the language of smileys, for eg., ".. and I was like colon p.."
-U think that someone is upset with u because they didn't write a testimonial for u on orkut
-U try to justify that starvation in a traffic signal is quite similar to starvation in real life (didn't u think about that already?)
-U try to make a terrible geeky joke "My device driver couldn't handle the Bangalore traffic"

U know others deserve a slap when..
-They laugh at ur terrible geeky joke..